{"id":4428,"date":"2017-08-08T14:23:46","date_gmt":"2017-08-08T14:23:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/healthicine.org\/wordpress\/?p=4428"},"modified":"2017-08-08T15:01:50","modified_gmt":"2017-08-08T15:01:50","slug":"i-cant-make-it-out-to-work-today-ive-got-two-colds-and-a-flu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/healthicine.org\/wordpress\/i-cant-make-it-out-to-work-today-ive-got-two-colds-and-a-flu\/","title":{"rendered":"I Can&#8217;t Make it Out to Work Today, I&#8217;ve got Two Colds and a Flu"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/healthicine.org\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/SICK.jpg\"><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/healthicine.org\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Cold-Flu.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-4892 size-medium alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/healthicine.org\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Cold-Flu-300x224.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" srcset=\"http:\/\/healthicine.org\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Cold-Flu-300x224.jpg 300w, http:\/\/healthicine.org\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Cold-Flu.jpg 725w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>I won&#8217;t make it out to work today,<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve\u00a0got two colds and a flu,<br \/>\nI&#8217;m sniffing and sneezing,<br \/>\nMy head&#8217;s all stuffed up.<br \/>\nAnd now I&#8217;m hot, and cold too.<br \/>\nMy body is aching,<br \/>\nMy bones they are creaking,<br \/>\nI&#8217;m barfing and running to poo.<br \/>\nI can&#8217;t make it out to work today,<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve got two colds and a flu.<\/p>\n<p>(and I think I&#8217;m hung-over too&#8230;(and it was a long weekend too).\u00a0)<\/p>\n<p>Did you ever have two colds at once? \u00a0How would you know? There are over 100 different types of virus that can cause a cold&#8230; Surely it is possible to get a cold, and then to get another cold within a few hours, or days, or even a week.<\/p>\n<p>I always wondered about the folk wisdom:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;with proper treatment, you can cure a cold in 7 days,<\/p>\n<p>if you leave it alone, it will go away in a week&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>But sometimes a cold lasts 10 days, or two weeks, or maybe longer. \u00a0Maybe a 10 day cold is really a 7 day cold and another 7 day cold on day 3 of the first day? \u00a0Maybe a three week cold is actually three weak colds?<\/p>\n<p>Maybe it&#8217;s unfortunate that colds are so common, and so easily cured that few have noticed &#8216;two colds at once&#8217;?<\/p>\n<p>And what if you have a cold, and then you get the flu? \u00a0Or if you have the flu, and then you get the cold? \u00a0Can you have two flus (that doesn&#8217;t even look like a word)\u00a0at once?<\/p>\n<p>How many different kind of flu are out there at once? Flu tends to go in waves, epidemics, so in general there is only one wave passing through &#8211; although it is possible to get two if you are in a flu area when another wave comes thru. \u00a0I think two flu infections are more serious than two colds.<\/p>\n<p>Which is worse, a cold and a flu? \u00a0Or a flu and a cold?<\/p>\n<p>No matter which comes first, I&#8217;m suspect it weakens your resistance to the other.<\/p>\n<p>But maybe I&#8217;m wrong. \u00a0Maybe the first one puts your immune system on high alert &#8211; and therefore second is weaker. \u00a0I&#8217;m not sure I want to volunteer for this type of medical study&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>Take care this summer season, to your health, tracy<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>I&#8217;m not sick. I had this silly poem running around in my head and had to put it down for the record.\u00a0 I retired years ago, so I don&#8217;t have to go out to work today, although there are lot of chores. 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